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Astrology sketch

music playin, party atmosphere

Jmac: Dude Balls in ur Mouthers is sooo trash!

Zane: Yea, but Adriean Peaterson is a Beast!

CJ: What is a Balls in ur Mouthers?

Pat: It's my fantasy football team you perv, quit thinking like ...........improv

In walks Leks: silence

Paul: welcome to the party pal!!!

Leks: some party?

Pat: yea it is!!

Leks: let me guess, your a cancer with a leo rising moon, your afraid of long fingernails ( she holds up her hand with long fingernails, and pat cringes) you shave your balls every sunday night so you can be fresh for the week ahead, and you have a gay brother!

Flash of anthonys head shot

Paul: your good

Jmac: Yea she is!

leks: ooo, your a gemini with a piacease rising moon, you enjoy long walks along the beach, you once had your hair past your shoulders, and you only work out to look at the guys chilzed pecks!

Jmac: reacts(looks like this girl is crazy)... or not!

Zane: yea he does

leks: oh this is too easy, your vergo with a scorpio rising and a cancer moon, you get hard when you ride on the back of pauls motorcycle, you put tolit paper on the seat every time before you sit , and you sit when you pee!

zane: (with a big smile) i do love riding on bikes
zane glances at paul with his leather jacket on looking at him like he has been violated
zane realizes how gay he sounds

leks: what.... who... huh... im coming
leks runs out the room

jmac: bitches is GaBage!

everyone: yea they are!

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Started Nov. 14, 2007 by:

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Category: Scripts

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Permalink Reply by Greenroots Media Nov. 15, 2007

- use other peoples names so it is less of an inside joke
- maybe have the astrology joke work where she asks the guys their sign, then she knows everything about them.
- it needs to end with a bang
- maybe focus on one guy and she asks his sign, he tells her. Then she starts to talk about him and says all these life details that are ridiculous. The guy denies the whole time. Then at the end someone comes in that reveals the life details are true.
- get the idea across that she does this shit all the time.
- the things that leks knows could be even more ridiculous.

That's all I got for now.

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Permalink Reply by Paul Mims Dec. 20, 2007

What??? This discussion is extremly foriegn! To me anyway... I'll stay out of it!

PEACE!!! I'm OUT!

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Permalink Reply by Jon O'Brien Jan. 4, 2008

Im with Paul. I don't understand the language used and I didn't realize Ieks was a girl. Zodiac stuff is funny. Very inside joke and not accessible for the public. What is GaBage? I feel like only OG's talk about women as bitches and hoes. CJs notes are relevant.

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Permalink Reply by Johnny Mac Jan. 4, 2008

To sum it up, its just a short about a girl who stumbles into a party who is into astrology and zodiac signs and knows crazy funny things about people she never met based on there sign.... GaBage is garbage as in trash or a dumb ass bitch!

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